This is the first and only chapter written by 12-year-old me from a book I wanted to write about a wolf pup. This chapter basically consists of the newly born wolf, in first person narrative, eating and peeing and drowning. My favorite quote: “I could almost feel the liquid inside of me go down lower … Continue reading
Elementary School Problems: Tag
Tag is a complicated game in elementary school. It allows you to show your running prowess, your speed, your agility, and even your climbing skills. It’s fun and everyone knows how to play it. But it has a dark side. Nobody ever wants to be “It.” If you’re not athletic enough, you’ll be “It’ for … Continue reading
The To-Do List
In high school, I was known as the girl who liked old men. In high school, “old men,” meant any men over the age of 30. While all my friends were fawning over the likes of boys such as Taylor Lautner and Justin Bieber, I was busy forming one-sided emotional connections with classy and refined … Continue reading
Scandal Recap: “No More Blood”
Scandal “No More Blood” Season 4, Episode 13 Aired February 19, 2015 Other possible names for this episode: “Everyone Is Done With Fitz’s Shit,” “Olivia Speaks Farsi, WTF?,” “Fitz Is A Failure and Disappointment to Everyone” Olivia Pope speaks fluent and conversational Farsi, everyone. Is there anything the woman can’t do? Apparently not. This week’s … Continue reading
The Good Wife: This Was Supposed to Be About Will’s Death But Turned Into A Lengthy Analysis of “Willicia”
I knew it was coming. I had known it was coming since the very beginning. So when I hunkered down in my bed, my room pitch black, Netflix open on my laptop, tissues at the ready, it shouldn’t have been that shocking or painful. After all, I knew the basics of what was about to … Continue reading
Thoughts I Had While Watching the Pilot of LOST
LOST is a little old show that began back in 2004 and ran for six glorious seasons. Six seasons filled with mystery, adventure, romance, and most of all, confusion. Once the show ended, everyone was quite literally “lost.” Lost in the sense that they had no idea what had just happened, and lost in the … Continue reading
The Cult of Ryan Gosling and Other Pet Peeves
For some people, pet peeves are just slight annoyances. For example, if your pet peeve was pen clicking, you might say something like “Is Donna really going to keep clicking that pen? I wish she would stop. It’s rather annoying.” Other people, however, might take their pet peeves to the next extreme, and say something more … Continue reading